THE ASK AN IDIOT ARCHIVE
â€¢ Why does Maya tell me the objects name is not unique?
â€¢ I rolled a 6 and cast mordenkaidens sword, yet some moron with a +4 mace thought he could beat me, and said he did – what should i do?
â€¢ In windows…..how do you change your file associations?….any help would be greatly appreciated
â€¢ Well I was washing the other day and I had a glass that I accidently put into this other MUG!
â€¢ Where do babies come from?
â€¢Â I have heard you have something like the famous "Dear Manboy" Furman Machine thingy… except shit
â€¢ how do i make a tractor, beam?
â€¢ Dear Idiots, I live in an apartment with, among others, a guy who has a glass eye.
â€¢ what do you do when your gf is like all, waaah and stuff,
â€¢ The fans have been on my case again, and i’v been flooded with emails asking why i haven’t been given a position on the AAI page.
â€¢ What is the purpose of a crotchless thong? And why are they so expensive?
â€¢ I visited www.elroyonline.net, and noticed that you’re not listed on some search engines!
â€¢ If human sperm looks like little tadpoles, does frog sperm look like little people?
â€¢ Why is it that when someone gets out of the shower to grab soap or something they always drip 6-8 times as much water on the floor…
â€¢ Why do women hate me?
â€¢ If matter contracts when it gets cold, why does water expand when it freezes?
â€¢ Why is there so much dust under beds?
â€¢ If you can’t help me with this advice, I don’t know who can… (I’m in trouble, aren’t I?)…
â€¢ I’d like to know how flies land on ceilings?
â€¢ If you put setup two mirrors perfectly parallel to each other, what do they reflect?
â€¢ What is with licking your finger and sticking it in the air to test for wind?