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Inspired by an incident that took place in my very own bathroom this morning I’ve added a new topic to the news section here at EOL…

And here it is, the first post to be made under the topic of ADVICE is this:

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT FLICK TOOTHPASTE INTO YOUR EYE!!!

This has been a community service announcement on behalf of Elroy’s bloodshot right optical ball.

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3 Comments

    hahaahahahah
    also, dont drink bourbon and coke then decide to brush your teeth

    thats bad

    but whats worse, is if you wash out the toothpaste WITH bourbon and coke

    damn near made me spooooooo

  • why yuo laff
    That’s some sage quality advice there morgues.. better get you in as a guest panelist for ‘Ask an idiot’ me thinks!


  • well well well..

    i have nothing further to add