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Natures Little Detonators

Just a quick bit of advice here for you folks… When you put eggs in a pot to boil…

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, DO NOT FORGET THAT YOU DID THAT!!

You do the math:
(a pot + heat + water) + eggs = lunch.
(a pot + heat + water + forgetful idiot) + eggs = ground zero

Kids – don’t try this at home!

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    I demand photographic evidense of this stupidity.


  • Photos! We demand em’!

  • Sorry ladies,,,
    Can’t say that this is something that I can provide team.. Egg shrapnel is hardly something that one leaves scattered about the kitchen… well, not unless one wants to part company with their ‘family jewels’ when their better half arrives home to find further evidence that her partner is clearly de-evolving.

    Mind you.. if, in your doubt you choose to reenact my kitchen ebullition – feel free to send in photos of your own.. it’s been a while since [URL=/pnews.php?page=idiot_gallery]the idiot gallery[/URL] has been updated!


  • I’ll keep this in mind for the next ‘Mert’s Kitchen’.
    -Mert

  • the best u are
    Very nice