Harvey the mouse must die!
Here’s a snippet, but you really must read the whole page to appreciate it:
Have no doubt people. I am at war. I didn’t want it, but these mice have invaded my homeland. I sleep here, and I eat here, and I someday hope to entertain girls here. The mice have to go, dead or alive.
So there is no confusion, this is a war. There will be casualties. Emotion plays no role in this. I know the enemy, and it is mouse.
Go read it now! – Harvey the mouse must die