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More Death from Above – it must be Thursday…

In an attempt to lure people into a false sense of security, sky watching boffins have announced that the frikkin huge, killer asteroid, which was discovered on the 24th of August, will not be slamming into the Earth in the year 2014.

If you are to believe this announcement then a new round of ‘calculations’ have revealed that the planet shattering asteroid, known as 2003 QQ47 or ‘The Blood Thirsty Gargantuan Rock That’s Going To Kill Us All’ (particularly by.. well, me), will pass safely by without ending the lives of anyone…. Right, that’s what they said about the Hale-Bopp Comet too.. and lets see what the Heavens Gate kiddies have to say about.. oh, that’s right – THEY’RE DEAD!!!

So believe these new findings if you like, but if, in about 10 years time, you see a dirty great rock, about 1.2 km across coming up your driveway at about 120,000 Kilometers per hour.. or if you hear something that sounds like it may have been a 350,000 megaton explosion… don’t come crying to me about being vaporized!

SOURCE: These Idiots

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