Archive for February, 2003

Another satellite falls to the mutants!

Clearly the Space mutant killer satellite ghost robot race is stepping up their plans against humanity and are recruiting every last man made object in space against us. After almost 31 years in faithful service to humans (that’s us) one can only assume that the loss of communication with Pioneer 10 means that it has […]

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Like little records…

If I didn’t already feel ‘old’ as a result of attending Buzzmoo’s birthday gathering in Canberra on Wednesday then I most certainly did this afternoon while browsing the alternative CD’s in at JB Hi-Fi. I was flicking randomly through the expansive CD racks looking to see if anything jumped out and said “buy me”, when […]

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Better to give…

Roses everywhere are shaking in fear because they know that this is the one day of the year that every ‘try hard’ on the planet is going to pull out all stops in an attempt to get some booty! Not this little black duck! Nope, every day is valentines day in the e-shack™! And not […]

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I liked it so much – I bought the farm!

Working from [and living in] the high security bunker that is the e-shack™ I seldom have need to present myself for public scrutiny, which is probably best for all concerned really. However, despite the lack of a public appearance schedule, yours truly manages to keep up a rigorous personal hygiene routine. I shower, brush, scrub, […]

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Flight STS-107 (113)

President Regan stood at a podium and spoke to the people of the world, as people in his position often do. But there was something different about this speech. This time he had the attention of a 16 year old kid in a medium sized country town half a world away. “The future,” he said […]

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wet work

Taken by the overwhelming desire to create something soothing… Well, I was actually taken by the overwhelming desire to go out and kill something.. but going with the overwhelming desire to create something soothing seemed like it may have less jail time associated with it – so I ran with that instead. Basically what we’ve […]

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