Archive for December, 2002

We probably did start the fire…

We are almost done with 2002 now so I thought I’d do what everyone else on the planet is doing, and recap the past with a little piece that I’m calling ‘Teh year that was!” (sung to the tune of “We didn’t start the fire” by that guy who was dumped by Christie Brinkley ): […]

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Be safe idiots

Elroy’s Christmas booty: • Collectors Edition ‘Snatch’ DVD (Bitchin!) • ‘Gross Point Blank’ DVD (Also Bitchin!) • ‘Bashful’ (Seven Dwarfs) Socks… (don’t ask me!) • Two night booking at motel for sexy weekend away… (will probably take Barberella) • Uber Edition of ‘Unbreakable’ DVD (Ultra Bitchin!) • New duds (perfect fit) • Awesome 69 Piece […]

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Rogue Space Craft Joins Plot Against Us!

Hot on the heals of my warning to the free world of the danger of Mutated Zombie Satellites an article at Space.com reveals that those incompetent fools at NASA have let yet another, highly trained, well equipped, highly advanced satellite defect to join the dejected robot masses plotting against us from the icy void of […]

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The Stupidity Continues!

Well, this is just getting beyond a joke!! It appears that the Fark mantra “hollywood out of ideas” is holding more water with every day that passes. “Hollywood” of course being the surrogate name for the over commercialized (not so) creative minds behind so many of the big budget movie and television ‘concepts’ that are […]

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Spores, Molds and Idiots

Time to do the rounds and check out what the idiots have been up to this past week starting with TFM’s comic mastah, Simon ‘Furious’ Cole… Simon regaled me with an amusing (from my perspective) story this week, but has not ‘published’ said story on his site… so I’ll tell it here, now: Enjoying the […]

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I stand corrected!

Remember my last post? Where I said that the bottom of the barrel had been scrapped lower than ever before! Oh those were the days… back when the thought of Nicole Kidman playing ‘Samantha’ in a remake of ‘Bewitched’ was the worst thing I could think of…. Well those heady, carefree days are gone… now […]

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Another boyhood crush in ruins!

Well, Well, Well.. Just when you thought that the barrel had really been scraped the brain trust (that is the faceless movie making machine, that is Hollywood, that is the folks that we hand our cash over to every time we go to the movies) have managed to dig up the corpse of yet another […]

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Elroy on teh bus!

More comix ahoy: That Furman clown has upgraded his piece of crap computer… now he has a faster piece of crap with which to create those comics that he likes to clutter up the internet with… the more observant of you will spot that one of the more recent ones takes place in the E-Shackâ„¢! […]

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