Archive for October, 2002

Getting out the goldo!

It’s been a long time since I was last inspired to do this but then – if they were easy to win they wouldn’t be such a highly prized honor. That’s right – We’re talking GOLD ELROY time!! It’s been a ‘slim’ year as far as the awarding of the much desired ‘GE’ goes – […]

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X-Conclusion!

Well, it’s been a long time coming, but it’s finally here! That’s right boys and girls the conclusion to the action/adventure comic thrill ride that is The X-Crabs!! Have the X-Crabs succeeded in thwarting that scoundrel Rommy (The Romulans) from carrying out his dastardly time travel/web content stealing/world dominating plans??? The fate of the world […]

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Flash back!

Some of you may have taken a close look at the elroyonline ‘button’ that sits on the right hand side of the page title (the circle with my bonce in it!) and read the line “Crap since 1998” and pondered: “Has Elroyonline really been around that long?” Well the response to that is “Yes, now […]

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UT Mapping revived!

Well, it’s been quite some time since I’ve pulled the ‘mapping’ topic out of the moth balls… But with UT2K3 the hottest item on the games shelf this week, and my fervent desire to ‘get back to mapping’, the time has finally arrived. I had the opportunity to take the new editor for a bit […]

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Cracking news!

Fans of ‘The Wrong Trousers’ and the other animated movies featuring Wallace and his smarter than average dog Gromit should be delighted with the latest news from Aardman Studios, (the brains behind the animated poultry based adventure “Chicken Run”). 10, count ’em, 10 new short films have just been released and are available on VHS […]

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Top Movie idea!

My sleeping patterns have been screwed up something shocking lately, as I’ve been working hard to meet some design deadlines. The job was one which required a fair bit of 3d rendering – so I found myself with time to kill here and there at the weirdest times of the night (you may have noticed […]

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Cheap(ish) Crap!

The merchandise monkeys over at Cafe Press Just sent me an email that informs me that they are celebrating their third year anniversary. What’s good about this (aside from it being nice to actually see an online business surviving!) is that they’ve dropped the price (for a limited time) on some of the gear in […]

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Take at own risk

Inspired by an incident that took place in my very own bathroom this morning I’ve added a new topic to the news section here at EOL… And here it is, the first post to be made under the topic of ADVICE is this: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT FLICK TOOTHPASTE […]

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Mice – Indian style!

Dr. Paul Okunieff, chief of radiation oncology at the University of Rochester’s Wilmot Cancer Center has been pouring curry onto mice and then blasting them with a dose of radiation… Yeah, cast my mind back to my bachelor days too.. but Okunieff’s not a bad cook, (well, I dunno really – he may well be!) […]

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NASA helps dicks!

Criminals the world over should be crapping their pants at this latest bit of techno-boffinery! The brainiacks at NASA have teamed up with the sheriffs at the US National Instate of justice (didn’t Aqua man work there at some stage?) and have developed a device that sounds disturbingly like something out of Star Trek! The […]

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