Archive for June, 2002

Opening the Classic Idiot Vault

A long long time ago [1994 in fact] in a rental van far far away a group of intrepid idiots were deep in the bowels of a bucks night that was to become a lost weekend. Fortunately the statute of limitations has since run out and the police were forced to hand back all of […]

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Buzzmoo in Robot Wars!

The Age has published an article dealing with an escape attempt… However this is not your run of the mill type “I’m bustin’ loose” convict shenanigans! The article posted earlier today reveals that the attempted ‘escape’ was perpetrated by an ‘intelligent’ robot called ‘Gaak’. Gaak is one of the robots being tormented by boffins in […]

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pointless things you can do at 16 age

Hey folks, just sticking my head in to make a brief update! Believe it or not, but the title of this post [pointless things you can do at 16 age] is actually one of the search criteria that has lead someone to the site this month.. I believe that my influence on the youth of […]

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Arse poking out in front!

Well there’s a new member of the points table for the “words that help people find their way to EOL” contest (origin: here, follow up here) – as it now stands: Anal = 2 points Rash = 2 points and new comer ‘Genital’ = 1 point! While it never ceases to amaze me the kinds […]

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Screw this, I’m going to Mars

If, like me, you think that the billions of dollars that Nasa gets to play with each year is cash well spent and you browse galleries of images sent back to waiting boffins by deep space probes with the glee of stalker in a laundry at an all women’s gym, then you’ll probably get off […]

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