Archive for May, 2002

Rash 1, Bum 1

A few weeks ago I mused about the kinds of subjects that people were entering into search engines and finding their way here.. see this story if’n’you missed it. Up to date? Good – Well, Ladies and Gentlemen we have had our first hit as a result of the ‘game’ that I proposed in that […]

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boredom cubed

Out of shear boredom and a wanton desire to abuse the facility that is Google I began throwing random words into the search field and hitting the submit button… Anyway I found something that has screwed up my whole week… Hands up all of you who have, at some point owned a Rubik’s Cube! I’m […]

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Who’s eating you?

In a transparent attempt to see if humans really are as stupid as they generally act a company called ‘Blue Mountain Nutraceuticalsâ„¢’ has released a product called ‘Sweet Releaseâ„¢’. “What is Sweet Releaseâ„¢?” I hear you ask! Shut up idiot I’m talking… Sweet Releaseâ„¢ is, according to the website blurb: a product that changes the […]

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Comix, crabs and turtles

What’s good for the goose is good for the crustacean! After crossing over with the TFM COMIX it appears to be ‘our’ turn – with yours truly and one of the x-crabs (looks to be helmet!) starring in the #10 milestone issue of TFM COMIX! And after you’ve had a look at that crap head […]

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It’s all gone pear shaped

A lot of you have been writing to me and offering your support and assistance in dealing with the now infamous Web design stealing, goat fucking, citizen of Essex incident, however more often than not I have requests for ongoing updates regarding the tracking and surveillance that had been taking place from the technologically advanced […]

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Teh search is over!

Headless star wars action figure collecting, Basement dwelling, your children’s future is in the hands of, Phil Collins CD hoarding, show tunes singing, Brett Lamb proved tonight that he’s actually useful even without a DV camera in his hands! That’s right he has come forward to identify the ‘uncanny simpson’ as “Artist Dave Stewart, from […]

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The honeymoon is over!

Emerging from the E-Shack in the wee small hours of yesterday morning I broached the topic of the E-Budget, with the the good lady Barberella. Sensing that I must have had my eye on something she pushed for information concerning my ‘plan’ for proposed E-xpenditure… now YOU tell me if this sounds like an unreasonable […]

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