Archive for April, 2002

Hit this!

While poking through the EOL webstats I came across something that puzzled me! Amongst the various data supplied by eon with it’s webstats is a list of ‘hits’ generated by various search engines – For example: If you were to go to google and perform a search for “elroy is an idiot” – providing that […]

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DMB and my crap

In a effort to achieve maximum idiot value I’ve created an online shop for elroyonline merchandise – caps, t-shirts and mugs (so far) with the elroyonline ‘button’ [as seen at the top right of the title on this page] on them can be bought by both the stupid and by those with more money than […]

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OK – I can’t take it anymore!

OK, here’s the challenge people!!

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Day of the whacko

The planets must have aligned or something because today I have been privy to some of the worlds most a/ ill-informed, b/ deliberately misleading or c/ just plain and simply Whacko citizens! • Dr. Richard Paley is a teacher of Divinity and Theobiology at Fellowship University – He’s also a grade 1 crack pot who […]

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More pathetic

Some of you may remember that clown who’s billboard I snapped a photo of the other day… other’s will have blocked it from their memories.. Well, I received these ICQ message from him tonight iBrett – 10:26:00 TOP THREE REASONS FOR VISITING ELROY ONLINE 1. Since the Unibomber, tragically unfashionable facial hair has been relegated […]

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A future with depth!

[b]This has been bought to my attention a few times now[/b] but every time I see it I press my face up against my flat, hard, 2d, radiation emitting CRT monitors and long for the day that these things will be a truly viable option as far as desktop displays go: [URL=http://www.actuality-systems.com/]Uber funky ‘Actuality Systems’ […]

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Roy, Roy he’s our man!

[B]Our ever lovin sitebox creator ‘ROY’ has updated his, must have, site engine once again![/B] – [URL=http://www.sitebox.org]SItebox[/URL] (the idiots choices of site engine – because it’s so simple to use and yet so powerful… much like myself really, but with out the pungent odor) now features an arsenal of java ‘utilities’ for you kids to […]

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Simon 4 – Comedy Nil

The anticipation is over people! well – sort of! The latest furman comix has been posted on The furman machine! This one is extra special in so much as it is the continuation of the story that began in Issue 1 of the X-Crabs which launched earlier this week to public mass indifference. Completely unrelated: […]

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Comix cross over

Ok – Well, it seems that EOL has really gone to the crabs now! The first of what will most defiantly NOT be a regular feature (I will do more – but not too often!) I have posted the first X-CRABS comic – which is a direct cross over with the ‘comix’ that is to […]

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Simon 3 – world nil

At a pace that suggest he cannot be stopped Simon ‘furious’ Cole has produced yet another one his bandwidth wasting ‘comix’. The unusual thing about this one is that it’s really really funny… no, sorry – I can’t lie to you … it’s not funny at all… But if you are the kind of person […]

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